The difference between a hot topic, and a controversial one.

A lot of people struggle to identifying the difference between a hot topic, and a controversial one. Don’t panic - I’ve got this one covered.

This is a controversial topic. Bear in mind though, it might not always be racist. Perhaps it’s questioning the importance of the elderly, or describing charity workers as ‘a bunch of twats’? Keep your eyes open for variation.

This is a hot topic. It will almost always be dressed provocatively, and tends to have really lovely hair. The easiest way to identify a hot topic is to look it up and down several times, before asking yourself one simple question: How many times would I like to have sex with that topic, in an ideal world, with a limitless supply of time, energy, and additional apparatus.

If you’re still not sure: Try to avoid leaving the house.

  1. jamsponge posted this
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